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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Be On the Lookout for a Speeding Miata Last Seen Driven by a Goggled Mystery Woman in Jamestown Rhode Island

Local red light camera caught what may be this best glimpse yet of an unknown women recently terrorizing the quiet farm island community of Jametown Rhode Island.  Last seen driving at speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour sending flocks of wild geese thundering into the air and area cattle hightailing it into the nearby hills. Sometimes spotted with an equaly goggled canine companion the pair has made quite an uproar in this quiet little island community. Using many aliases (Sherb, Impy, Toesox and Sadie) they have absconded with several unpaid tanks of gas as they speed through the quiet coutryside and city streets here in Jamestown, Rhode Island. Trailing silken white scarfs in the wind behind them, squintting through their goggles they just laughed and sped on to parts unknown as a local city councilwomen vowed, "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!!!"

The above picture is the other wanted suspect, seen in this mug shot from a previous arrest for harrasing local squirrells. The case eventually had to be dropped, but she remains wanted for suspicion of speeding in the red Miata case and driving without an valid license.

1 comment:

  1. I am peeing my pants!!!!!!!!!! great pics nad post.